Things to do before I die

1-Purchase a pair of Manolo Blaniks and wear them to my local Food Lion to go grocery shopping.

2-Purchase a pair of Jimmy Choos and wear them when I take out the trash

3-Go snorkeling in the Caribbean and not get water in my headgear like I did on my first attempt.

4-Write a winning screenplay while sitting at home tapping my feet in my Manolos.

5-Send a kid to college-all expenses paid.

6-Throw a surprise party for my bff without her trying to guess what the hell I'm doing!

7-Dance to The Commodores 'Brickhouse' on top of a table in a crowded bar..Wait a minute, Didn't I..Oh, nevermind (tee hee hee)

8-Grow a vegetable garden.

9-Walk barefoot in a market in Italy

10-Be a guest on Oprah (of course I'd be wearing my Manolos).

11-Make out with my hubby underneath the Eifel Tower.

12-Smash a pie in the face of this girl named Shannon that I got into a fight with in 7th grade.

13-Run past Shannon's house and "flash" her family during a big cookout.

14-Get in a bar fight and WIN it by smashing a beer bottle over someone's head.

15-Stand on the sidelines of a Dallas Cowboys game and show off my coaching skills.

16-Make a difference in this world.