5 Reasons Why Shoes Are Better Than Boyfriends

1-You can always have more than one pair of shoes, and they won't get jealous.

2-Shoes will never walk out the door without you.

3-You can tell if a shoe feels good BEFORE you leave the store.

4-Shoes never leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night.

5-Shoes come in all sorts of pretty colors...then again, so do men (so does #5 count?)