Somewhere between Tequila shots and Collection Plates

...that's where you'll find me. Might sound strange, but hey-I AM strange. I think I look at the world in a different light. I have never really fit into one particular mold. In fact, most people are surprised at what they find when they tap the surface of Eve's core.

I have experienced some of God's greatest miracles. I am a living testimony. I am amazed every single day when I wake up that I did not turn into "Ned the Wine-o" or "Smokey" from Friday in order to escape my sorrows. I guess my family's church background keeps me on solid ground and allows me to snap back into reality when things go astray.

When I was a teenager my family moved to the Bible Belt. Soon after I found myself waist-deep in Revivals, Vacation Bible School, and choir practice. To this day, I really enjoy a good church service. But I am no prude by any means. In fact, I sometimes find myself on more solid ground when I'm not attending regular service. I am real funny about where I receive my Word. I don't believe every Pastor has my best interests at heart. I go with what I know and trust my gut.Of course not attending regular Sunday services makes you a HEATHEN in the Bible Belt. I may as well be a 'man on fire'. I am amazed at the stares and sideways glances I get sometimes when people realize that I am a "free spirit". I think I'll start introducing myself saying:

"Hi, I'm Eve. Your Lady of the Evening. What's your pleasure?"
They seem to already have me pegged, so I may as well give them something to talk about.

Funny that the people doing the talking are the same ones sharing a bottle of Sauvigion at my Thursday night wine tastings. Hmmm...

So, I guess there is no place to put me. I'm neither left nor right; just smack dab in the middle. Only around here there is no Middle. So I guess I'll stay on the other end guarding the Tequila and the Collection Plates.