Tales from the sick bed: 5 Things I’ve learned while laying in bed
1-I can only watch re-runs of Real Housewives of NJ but so many times. After the 5th episode I start to hear Mafia music in the background as I plan my vengeance against my neighbors with my dog Grandpa Fluffy.
2-Some people will not exactly embrace a phone call from a friend while she is sick in bed. I am still trying to convince some people that it was not a man who prank called them from my phone.
3-There is a tiny space on the ceiling of bedroom where there is only one coat of paint. I can see shades of orange peeking through my now subtle beige paint color.
4-My Grandmother does not give a damn whether or not I am sick. She will still call to boss me around at any hour that she pleases.
5-Snooki from the Jersey Shore really does look like an orange Oompa Loompa.